A once upon a time?

                              Once upon a time......................... There was a bad word named Bob the bad word he is, is........................... grape! it's such a bad word you will get arrested if you say it. That's why I crossed it out. Don't say it out loud! 


Well as I was saying.... The bad word, Bob, we'll call him now, was hoping to find a van to drive, because he'd always wanted to drive one.One day Bob was in luck, an old van was sitting on the driveway with a sign pinned to it that said it was for free.Bob climbed into the car, grabbed the keys, and started the engine. Bob drove out of the driveway. Unfourtuntly, grapes are very bad drivers, so Bob crashed.