A once upon a time?

                              Once upon a time......................... There was a bad word named Bob the bad word he is, is........................... grape! it's such a bad word you will get arrested if you say it. That's why I crossed it out. Don't say it out loud! 


Well as I was saying.... The bad word, Bob, we'll call him now, was hoping to find a van to drive, because he'd always wanted to drive one.One day Bob was in luck, an old van was sitting on the driveway with a sign pinned to it that said it was for free.Bob climbed into the car, grabbed the keys, and started the engine. Bob drove out of the driveway. Unfourtuntly, grapes are very bad drivers, so Bob crashed. 

Stadie and Blella

                     


                     Once upon a time............. There were two girls who were some of the fanciest girls in all Sun County. Their names were Bella and Sadie, and this is their story.............

                   One day Bella and Sadie were walking on a lovely spring day when they saw a jean dress store and wanted to buy some, this was unusual for them, they were wearing their best dresses, but they bought some anyways and put them on. "Oh!" said Bella. "Look at that bean bag!"

           "Ahhh! Let's jump on it!" said Sadie. They climbed up a nearby hill and began leaping onto the bean bag, which was extremly unusual, for as you should remember, they are the fanciest girls in Sun County. "Hey!" said Sadie. "Sadie is a bad name for me, my name is now Stadie."
            
            "Yay, Stadie!" said Bella. "My name is now Blella! This is fun!"
              
            "Bloop Blop! Zizzle Plop! screamed Stadie. At the top of the hill, she snapped her fingers even though she didn't know how. BAM! Just like that they were back to normal. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Stadie screamed. "What are we doing? Why did I change my name? Why are we wearing these dresses?"

       "I don't know, I don't know, I don't know!" said Blella. "My name is Bella again."

         "Mine too," said Stadie. "My name is Sadie."